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Tuesday, May 16, 2006

 

Disaster's I've Pondered

After hurricane Katrina I've considered possible scenarios for future disasters that might effect me personally (unlike Katrina). I may be a bit of a fatalist when it comes to natural disasters. Like if I can't mark it in my calendar I can't be held responsible for the consequences I'm forced to cope with, and besides we might get hit by cars or something. You know, whatever. They call them "Acts of God". How that survives as a legal term is beyond me. Anyway.... In the November 2005 issue of Wired magazine is an article called "Danger Zones: Ten trouble spots you aren't already worried about."

I had thought about three of them. The first one after Katrina that was brought to my attention happens to be number one on Wired's list: Sacramento Levee system failing. I was made aware of this because my local NPR station is based out of Sacramento. (the Governator recently, and arbitrarily declared a state of emergency to try to get federal money to prop up the system. That's like one Republican suggesting to another that they both pretend to be Democrats for a while.) But two of the other nine are also places that I've lived.

When I lived in Missouri, in my sophomore science class, we all watched a tape-recorded news report from our NBC affiliate about how, sometime in the future, a large chunk of the state would probably get destroyed by a huge earthquake. I bet everyone went home and told their families about what they learned in school that day. It's such a good anecdote. But nobody really cares. It's fatalism again. Wait until it happens, then you'll believe it and it will really concern you if you live there. In the meantime, don't worry. What can you do? By the way, the likelihood of this scenario, according to the news video and the more recent article is very high.

Then there is Mount Rainier erupting. Pretty much everyone who lives in Seattle acknowledges that this is an inevitability, but this time the consequences aren't so clearly defined. One thing seems to be reasonably certain in this scenario: the glacial ice pack on that mountain will probably mix with the lava, and create a huge moving wall of concrete (these flows are called "Lahars"), that will drastically alter the surrounding area.

Anyway, I'm probably moving up there. (we'll see what the job market is like), so let's just hope that the volcano behaves itself for a while, or the lahar doesn't travel more than a hundred miles or so. If it does, oh well, act of God. Whatever.
Comments:
I've heard being consumed by lava is like ripping off an band-aid...only slower and much hotter, and more painful. actually I don't think they're the same at all.
 
who told yu that shit..?
who was consumed by lava and lived to tell about it?

i never want to meet that person. i can hardly stand regular burn-scarred appearances. too freaky.


people who live in san francisco await the doom of another earthquake, supposedly huge. i'm sure that was on the list.
tokyo worries about when godzirra will attack. prolly listed in wireD.
and to round out the topten best disasterz, the entire middle east awaits our nukez. oh, and usa is waiting for jesus to come home....
 
>who told yu that shit..?
>who was consumed by lava and lived to >tell about it?

Golly, I don't remember. It was in a Natioanl Geographic when I was a kid. Some ancient race of skeleton people very well preserved under some lava. they were talking about it with their chattery little skeleton jaws. Some African place, started with a 'k' or a 'g', maybe an 'n'?
anyway, yeah, SKELETONS.
 
skeletons are a lot like fish.
no feelings.
you'll never see a skaleton cry. nor sleep.

nor...who talks like that?

how come lava doesn't eat bones, too? aren't they the tastiest part? i like to boil em for soup, suck the marrow, whatnot.

when i get eaten by hot lava, i like to think i'd pass out before it got to feeling like a lot of bad news.

are skeletons an act of god? or act of devil? (they're evil, right?)


but there are a lot of bad guys, movies & real-life, who are fat...fat and skeleton are both devil, right? Blob, Kingpin, Rush Limburger, dickchaini... and skeletons from jason &argonauts. all bad dudes.

jesus was totally ripped, though, right? wasn't he? the pictures in my bible show a ripped white dude. what a tan, though! and that clean, flowing hair! total hunk!

show me where i'm wrong..

ps= have you guys seen this coke blak? it's cocacola but it's coffee...??! i can't find it in any stores! it's pissin me off. i need it!!

anyway, what else is in my mind...
i like to use yr blog to post stupid things in my head.
ha!sorry.
laughcry

don't pull yr thang out unless you plan to bang. clint
 
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