Crumpled

In a moment, I'll tell you my idea for a reality show. I found it in my notebook from work. No, I don't spend a lot of time thinking about things like this. Things like this flash into my brain during the pauses between thoughts. Honestly, it takes some effort to take time out to write them down. Most of the time I chuckle to myself and discard the thought, hoping that nobody will ask what's so funny.

Here's the show:

The Immigration and Naturalization Service performs surveillance on several chosen illegal immigrants (with TV cameras, of course)
Celebrity guest-judges rate the "Illegals'" value to the country.
Each week, one of the "Illegals" gets deported based on their low value.
At the end of the season, the most valuable contestant gets surprised with a temporary work visa, a 1987 Toyota Tercel, and an Americanized name.

"Welcome to America, Todd!"