Crumpled
Sunday, September 28, 2008
This Week in Fashion
Sacha Baron Cohen unveils an outfit made from slamming into several racks of clothing while wearing a Velcro suit. Pictured here on the runway during a Milan fashion week event. (note the smiling security guard tugging on him)
Also, the world's shortest man, 20 year old He Ping Ping, met with the woman with the world's longest legs*, Svetlana Pankrtova in London. Ping Ping is about 29 and a half inches tall, while Svetlana's legs are nearly 52 inches long. So, obviously, they must be photographed together like this:
Take note of these fashion previews. I can't wait to see how it translates into our retail selection next spring! I can already predict what my hair's going to look like.
*The longest legs for a female
Also, the world's shortest man, 20 year old He Ping Ping, met with the woman with the world's longest legs*, Svetlana Pankrtova in London. Ping Ping is about 29 and a half inches tall, while Svetlana's legs are nearly 52 inches long. So, obviously, they must be photographed together like this:
Take note of these fashion previews. I can't wait to see how it translates into our retail selection next spring! I can already predict what my hair's going to look like.
*The longest legs for a female
posted by Elex # 1:37 AM 
Comments:
<< Home
i might be sick.....
but the rorshock of that little feller between those legs........the tiny moth and the mighty lightbulb..
little meat bee and the kibble......
is that elvis
is that elvis
is that elvis
ok...... maybe sick.......s
but the rorshock of that little feller between those legs........the tiny moth and the mighty lightbulb..
little meat bee and the kibble......
is that elvis
is that elvis
is that elvis
ok...... maybe sick.......s
and this
perception
is like a slinky
springy and spirally
sure
but it can only walk down the stairs
everybody has graduated from something
time sets the slinky at the top of the stairs
fun
and creepy as a
pun
to watch
sssst
ssssst
sssst
the gentle march of the slinky
down the stairs
who would have thought
that
the metaphorical spiral of life
was
a happy retail coil
descending
the stairs
PART II
slinky springy spirally sure
perception down the stairs
but it can only walk
everybody at the top has from something fun
graduated time sets the slinky of the pun
and creepy as stairs
to watch a
sssst
ssssst
tsss
the march of the slinky
down the gentle stairs
who would have thought a happy retail coil
metaphorical spiral of life
that was the
stairs
descending
Post a Comment
perception
is like a slinky
springy and spirally
sure
but it can only walk down the stairs
everybody has graduated from something
time sets the slinky at the top of the stairs
fun
and creepy as a
pun
to watch
sssst
ssssst
sssst
the gentle march of the slinky
down the stairs
who would have thought
that
the metaphorical spiral of life
was
a happy retail coil
descending
the stairs
PART II
slinky springy spirally sure
perception down the stairs
but it can only walk
everybody at the top has from something fun
graduated time sets the slinky of the pun
and creepy as stairs
to watch a
sssst
ssssst
tsss
the march of the slinky
down the gentle stairs
who would have thought a happy retail coil
metaphorical spiral of life
that was the
stairs
descending
<< Home
Where am I now?
Archives
October 2005 November 2005 December 2005 January 2006 February 2006 March 2006 April 2006 May 2006 July 2006 August 2006 October 2006 November 2006 March 2007 April 2007 November 2007 February 2008 March 2008 May 2008 June 2008 July 2008 August 2008 September 2008 October 2008 November 2008 March 2009 June 2009 July 2009 October 2009 December 2009
Theme: Simple II (with minor edits). I use Blogger, but I don't necessarily endorse it.
Subscribe to Posts [Atom]