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Dear ********,

My name is Richard Call and I work at an office that can have about 50 people in it depending on the economy. I'm their IT Technician.

Every time I visit our vending machine, I have a new problem with the vending company. First of all, the soda machine is a Gatorade branded machine, that has no Gatorade in it. There aren't prices on most items, and the machine displays nothing until you insert money. Sometimes the machine vends and sometimes it doesn't. I'm so fed up that I'd like to start my own vending company, and service this building exclusively for a while.

Unfortunately, I don't have any capital or credit. But when I came to your website, I got an idea.

You probably know that your website has problems. What you don't know is to what extent these problems are preventing potential customers from becoming actual customers.

I happen to be an excellent web designer, and have already identified the cause of your web site's problems and know how to fix them.

What I propose is that I take on a complete redesign of your site, and in exchange, you furnish me with a GF-19 Snack Vendor & CB300 Satellite Cold Drink Vendor Combination.

You get more customers, and I get to eliminate the frustration of my vending company. If you would like a recent example of my work, check out ******* . that site is perfectly functional, and has more going on behind the scenes to open communication, and prevent spam, as well as being easy to maintain, and to collect lots of visitor usage statistics.

I give you a functional site. You give me a functional machine. How does that sound?

Sincerely,
Richard Call